Comfort Food Aficionado Mugs

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

'You'll feel better now! This is chicken soup!'

"I'm prescribing comfort food three times a day and any time you feel uncomfortable."

Soup

"Just when I thought I was almost over my boyfriend breaking up with me...I ran out of ice cream!"

I love Cannelloni

'She has been suicidal all day doctor since she read about the fatal effect of too much sugar.'

'I heard today that if you're unhappy, you can gain weight.'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

Realistic resolutions 1. Give up drinking (until you have a terrible day on January 7th) 2. Exercise (until you realise it is too cold and you are too tired) 3. Eat healthy food (until you remember that you love - and in fact need - an enormous plate of mac 'n' cheese)

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Time for my four o'clock cookie

"I'm sorry but that giant 'M' our front does not stand for mice."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

LAY ZEE FUK

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

What the Doctor Ordered

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Soup of the month.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'Can I have flies with that'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

Midwest Winter Items.

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"Yes, he is a celebrity chef, but he doesn't have any opinions on Iraq."

Avocado Timeline