Connoisseur Of Comfort Food Mugs

'Cheer-up, buddy! I'll just betcha after bankruptcy and restructuring, your iconic snack cake will be back in that vending machine.'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

What the Doctor Ordered

Bookworm Sleepover

Soup of the month.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

I love Cannelloni

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Midwest Winter Items.

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Bats with blankets.

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Second aid

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."