Comfort Food Advocate Mugs

"I've finally found a diet I stick to. When you get hungry, you eat."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

What the Doctor Ordered

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Soup of the month.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

I love Cannelloni

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

Midwest Winter Items.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Would you like to hear tonight's specials, or have you already closed yourselves to new experiences?"

Ice Cream Flavors

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

"When you get right down to it, there's no antidepressant like an ice cream cone."

"I understand your feelings, dear, but don't you think that Jane Pauley would just as soon see you keep your strength up?"

"Mom, what kind of soup do we eat when we're sick?"