Connoisseur Of Comfort Food T-Shirts

'Cheer-up, buddy! I'll just betcha after bankruptcy and restructuring, your iconic snack cake will be back in that vending machine.'

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

What the Doctor Ordered

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

Soup of the month.

Bookworm Sleepover

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

I love Cannelloni

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"

"I'm afraid the price would make him toss and turn all night for months!"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Idle' Home Exhibition

Midwest Winter Items.

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Pre-Winter Ennui-'Hon, did you have the furnace checked?'

Second aid

Bats with blankets.

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."