Comfort Food Enthusiast T-Shirts

The Post-Menopause early warning system.

'I reduce my stress with comfort food. Now none of my clothes are comfortable.'

"Hello, my name is Roberto, and I will be your enabler this evening."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"I think we need to have a chat about your 'support team'..."

"We had roast beef for dinner tonight...no mom, it's not better than yours!"

Chicken Noodle sold out.

"You're always relaxed and happy. What's you secret?"

Motherhood and Apple Pie.

'We've made some changes since adding mothers to our citizens' advisory board.'

"Feed a fever, feed a cold...I'm pretty much for feeding any ailment."

Supermarket - Meat Section / Comfort food section

"I'm prescribing homemade chicken soup. The one unpleasant side-effect is you'll have to heard my mother tell you about her grandchildren."

'Pizza delivery! Just like momma used to make!'

'His snacks and his meals are beginning to OVERLAP!'

Woman Sitting By Fridge Eating Cake, Surrounded by Protective Cones.

'After years of therapy, I still don't feel any better about my low self esteem, Doc...' 'Have you tried eating a big ol' tub of Haagen Dazs? That always makes me feel better.'

'Can I get something that's stomach friendly rather than heart healthy?'

"You internalise too much. Food in particular."

"I've finally found my calling..."

"The meatloaf lacks the joie de vivre I was hoping for."

Milly's Home-Style Restaurant

"I'm the king's food taster. He likes comfort foods."

Fat man at the dentists - Open as usual during alterations.

"We all have different ways of dealing with rejection. . . I find going to bed with 10 litres of choc chip ice cream works for me."

"I'm stuffed. Why do I always eat so much. "

"Sometimes I wish my hair was a different color."

COVID-19 Frying Pandemic

"They're expelling Tommy from camp. He's been hitting kids with the pepperoni we sent with him for comfort food!"

"Is there a term for that uncomfortable feeling after you've eaten too much comfort food?"

"I lost a client today and then the boss reemed me out and to top all that, I ran out of gas on the freeway. But all I could think about was that grilled cheese sandwich I was coming home to."

"Good news, Terry, I've hit my target weight. We can start having chips again every night."

Food of the Demigods

"You complete me."