Comfort Food Connoisseur T-Shirts

"We find pizza softens the blow of bad news."

"I'm not eating. I'm self-medicating,"

"Don't worry, I shall be putting an exclamation mark after it."

"The sign said 'Home-Style Cooking.'"

'Inflation is bad, deflation is bad--thank goodness for Carnation.'

Ice Cream Flavors

Hostess Fruit Pie

"Just bring me something that'll put hairs on my chest."

"I actually just made plans for tonight."

'The only thing better than a good friends is a good friend with chocolate. Got any?'

'I'm going to make a batch of your favourite ginger biscuits.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

'I like it better when they called it comfort food.'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

Bangers and Mash

"I found this fabulous new shop."

"My parent's will never know. I'll sneak out of the refrigerator when they fall asleep."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

What the Doctor Ordered

Bookworm Sleepover

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

Soup of the month.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'What wine goes with comfort foods?'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

I love Cannelloni

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"The economy's been worsening for a while, but people still don't feel it, Rudy." "...Which means we still have time to get in on the despair action." "Despair action"? "We're going to expand our menu. Add more comfort foods, more 'sale' items, debt consolidation loans..." "Nobody's dumb enough to get a debt consolidation loan from some random guy." "Ha ha hoo hoo hee-"