Comfort Cuisine Fan Gifts

Pasta

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"What did Jesus order?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'I really don't know why we bother coming here - the food's always crap.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

We never roam anymore.

"Fridge-to-table"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Nouveau wine

'That was nice of them to order us a new scratching post!'

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"Does it come with magnets?"

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

"I think we should each try other beers."

"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

Pizza-Matic

'May I recommend the red wine?'