Convenient Cuisine Fan Gifts

Three square meals a day.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

Ode to a Grill

Pasta

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

"Fridge-to-table"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"Wine makes him sleepy."

"I'd skip dessert. You'll be quicker on your feet."

'...and the property comes with a fully fitted kitchen'

"I beg your pardon, but a mustache is required in the dining room. Would you like us to provide you with one?"

Wall Cluck.

Napkin Cole

Pizza-Matic

'What kind of...'

"I think we should each try other beers."

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

'Excuse me sir, how do you feel about artificial intelligence?'

"Chef's special: tossed salad, no dressing. It's dress-down day."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"You want fries with that Chardonnay?"

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

To her, the four basic food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.