Comfort Cuisine Fan Mugs

Pasta

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"What did Jesus order?"

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

"What's happened to Quiche?"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Steam from dinner in restaurant forms dollar sign

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

"I could have sworn I had three sausages!"

'Are you ready to be patronised yet?'

"Fridge-to-table"

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

Drive Through: Attorney, Therapy and Prayer

"Now that everyone's in...how do we get the food?"

Nouveau wine

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"Does it come with magnets?"

"It tastes and smells just like a glass of wine!"

Smaller shoe being built onto a shoe house.

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"I finally figured out what was causing my backache. You know that fancy modern office furniture I ordered a few weeks back? I just realized. I've been sitting on the wastebasket."

Wall Cluck.

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"Ah, Monsieur has made a very expensive choice!"

Pizza-Matic