Food Production Fan Gifts

'As a Potato & a Farmer he has a unique perspective on the GM issue.'

Hello?

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Yoyo sheep

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Bottle Distillery

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'