Food Production Fan Gifts

'As a Potato & a Farmer he has a unique perspective on the GM issue.'

Hello?

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Raptures

Yoyo sheep

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Bottle Distillery

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"Geoffrey's seasonal. I'm regional."

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'Dad, are you sure this is building the right muscles for football?'

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"Nothing is organic, local or sustainable. Now, can we get started?"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

"One of your delicious ducks got into my yard yesterday."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.