Food Process Fan Gifts

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Bottle Distillery

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

"Maybe the pie chart should have been refrigerated."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

TV Chef Cooking Range

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

"Fridge-to-table"

'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'

"Now that we've fermented coconut milk, do we build a boat or a tiki bar?"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

'Potatoes. How many would I need to make a bottle of vodka?'

Wine: New and Old.

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"Why yes, I am a professional grape stomper...why do you ask?"

'The food inspector, Sir!'

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.