Food Stall Fan Gifts

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'

"I can't give you a prescription for milk and cookies."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

Tzatzikicicle

"Fridge-to-table"

TV Chef Cooking Range

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Sushi Train Spotters

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

'To her...the basic 4 food groups are canned, frozen, fast and delivered.'

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

"Hurry, I've been waiting for you."

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!

"That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75 cents toxic cooking water disposal surcharge."

'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

'Pardon me, M'sieur -- Did you order 'grilled cheese' or 'chilled grease'?'

"There's our cure for the munchies! Gluten, we love your pizza!!" "You're our hero, gluten."

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Skunk! How is it?"

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Try our AMAZING Soups!

"The wrangler within wants pancakes."

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

Cow Cow Plops.

"While you were out, your office was turned into a taco stand."

"See? Now there's a great example of adaptability."

"What do you mean 'What's for lunch'? You're a bee eater!"