Stadium Food Fan Gifts

'I'm hungry... let's go to a baseball game.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Beer Order

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Tzatzikicicle

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

Sushi Train Spotters

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

Football supporters.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

Football Stadium

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Nah, he doesn't need the Heimlich. I just don't like his tip."

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

"Skunk! How is it?"

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

"While you were out, your office was turned into a taco stand."

Golf Ball Meatball

"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."

"Look, I’m sorry - it’s not Asian fusion night!"

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.

101 Placenta Recipes

Rock 'n Rolls. It's like an ice cream truck, except they sell baked treats and play classic rock music. Rolling scones!