Stadium Food Fan T-Shirts

'I'm hungry... let's go to a baseball game.'

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

Beer Order

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

Tzatzikicicle

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Sushi Train Spotters

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Football supporters.

"Everybody's doing quinoa—at least Kamut still has a nice grainier-than-thou quality."

"They're marinated in hot water for six hours."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Nah, he doesn't need the Heimlich. I just don't like his tip."

Football Stadium

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

'If I had to kill to survive I'd become a vegetarian.'

"Skunk! How is it?"

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

Pelican with wheels on it's beak.

"While you were out, your office was turned into a taco stand."

Golf Ball Meatball

101 Placenta Recipes

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

"Would you mind bringing me a Western utensil?"

"What do you mean 'What's for lunch'? You're a bee eater!"

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

'Let's buy juice from that mobile juice bar! Oh, it's gone.'