Stadium Snack Lover T-Shirts

"I went to my first major league game when I was pretty young, and I knew, after I was there for just a few minutes that someday I would become a hotdog vendor."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Love is when you watch television together.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."