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"I went to my first major league game when I was pretty young, and I knew, after I was there for just a few minutes that someday I would become a hotdog vendor."

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Bowled over again!

Rage.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Love is when you watch television together.

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Love is when you watch television together.

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Beer Order

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."