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"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Rage.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

Super Heroes.

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Sheltering in place.

Beer Order

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"Goal!"

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Back in 5 minutes!

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"He's an indoor cat."