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"Can you not take lunch at your desk when you're in training for a competitive eating event?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Counting ribs

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Bowled over again!

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Go team!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Benihana style of cooking.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Important Food Groups

Kitchen Kapers

350 Feet.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Ball as water-melon.

Party time.

Cricket Accidents.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"