Food Sports Fanatic Mugs

"Can you not take lunch at your desk when you're in training for a competitive eating event?"

Counting ribs

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Go team!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Kitchen Kapers

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Benihana style of cooking.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Important Food Groups

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Ball as water-melon.

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

The Streets - Night

Cricket Accidents.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"