Culinary Sports Enthusiast Mugs

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Domestic Goddess.

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Baker Romance

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

The Perfect Foil

You're the sizzle in my roast!