Culinary Sports Enthusiast Gifts

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Domestic Goddess.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Baker Romance

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Feast

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."