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At least Sunday is still a holy day.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Beer Order

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

"Do you want fries with that?"

"They'd sold out of #1's."

"Whosoever pulleth this sword from this stone, and can eat just two or three of these double-chocolate Amaretto things without finishing the whole box, shall be king born of England!"

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

Pierre was full of himself.

'What a Summer of Sport, eh?'

Out to Scrunch.

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

'If you don't plan on snacking in between meals, then why did move the fridge in here?'

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'These things always taste better at the ballpark.'

You really gorge yourself on sports. THEY score and YOU take a victory lap through the kitchen.!

'Drop the can opener!'

'You can't expect everything you need to just come falling from the sky'

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"

"There's nothing like ballpark sushi."

'Two beef and pork by-products and a turkey dog, please!'

'We'll take three of the big bags... oh boy! This stuff always tastes better at the ballpark!'

Beer Burgers Pizza. Field Level Seats. The stadium is limited to twenty percent of capacity. But somehow there's still a long line here.

Be aware of what your food is up to: protect yourself against snack attacks.

'Leftovers...! Leftovers!'

Football today

'Congratulations. You're the world's first exercycle potato.'

Burger Discus

'We lost everything - hot dogs, popcorn, game programs, an order of nachos. Got out of our seats with just the clothes on our backs, but we're both OK, and that's what matters most.'

"I'm warning you! One step closer and I'll scream!"