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Another football season comes to an end.

Chez Nous Menu

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Little league world series of poker.

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Beer Order

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Pull and all nighter...

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

This is great, Ernie, there's a pennant race and the ballpark is packed every day! The food selection here is unmatched anywhere! Today I've already had nachos, a bit of hot dog and some ice cream! Coming here always makes me queasy! Oh, the foods too much for you? No, I just get nervous in a place where the term "sacrifice fly" is used!

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Making healthy eating bearable.

"They'd sold out of #1's."

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Sandwich filing.

"Guac-A-Mole"

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

At least Sunday is still a holy day.