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Another football season comes to an end.

Chez Nous Menu

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Beer Order

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Pull and all nighter...

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

Making healthy eating bearable.

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"This means that dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich."

'Dad, try to catch some jellyfish to go with my peanut butter.'

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Sandwich filing.

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Seven bookings and four sendings off, and that was just in the queue for pies."

"Guac-A-Mole"

At least Sunday is still a holy day.