Snack Entrepreneur Gifts

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"In da house"

Making healthy eating bearable.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

Christmas Canapes

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

"Guac-A-Mole"

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

Authentic Hot Dogs.

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

'I thought you wanted to get more involved with my sports.'

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."