Snack Innovator Gifts

Deconstructed Street Foods - Pretzel

Chez Nous Menu

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

"In da house"

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

Christmas Canapes

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"We're making progress."

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

"Guac-A-Mole"

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