Healthy Snack Innovator Gifts

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Mom can I have another apple?'

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

The Rabbit Meeting.

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"We're making progress."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

Man toasts his sausage in the fires of a plane engine.

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'You can't eat me! Didn't your mum tell you you shouldn't snack between meals?'

"Well, thanks for the box of raisins, but we can't promise you a very good Trick or Treat rating on Yelp."

'They're not that intelligent.'

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

"The only thing healthy in this corporate culture is the yogurt in that snack machine."

'Pretty sneaky, mom...vegetables in the Jello?'

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

Deconstructed Street Foods - Pretzel

"I found out that if you combine a PBJ with a BLT you get an UGH!"

"I don't have time for breakfast..."

Genetically Modified Sweetcorn

"Let's try it without the fries!"

"Uh, thanks for fixing 'ants on a log', Grandma, but I think you're s'pose to put raisins in the peanut butter, not real ants!"

"Those ankle weights will help you lose weight. They're so heavy you won't be able to walk to the kitchen."