Healthy Snack Innovator Pillows

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

'Mom can I have another apple?'

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

The Rabbit Meeting.

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

"We're making progress."

"We've gone 'Glutton-Free'."

Low Carb Dieter Birthdays - diving for meat from the pinata.

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

Man toasts his sausage in the fires of a plane engine.

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

"It's a new way to stretch leftovers. Saw it in Homeopathy Now."

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

'You can't eat me! Didn't your mum tell you you shouldn't snack between meals?'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"Well, thanks for the box of raisins, but we can't promise you a very good Trick or Treat rating on Yelp."

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

"The only thing healthy in this corporate culture is the yogurt in that snack machine."

'They're not that intelligent.'

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

'Pretty sneaky, mom...vegetables in the Jello?'

"Gracie, you can't leave Animal Crackers all over the place!"

"I found out that if you combine a PBJ with a BLT you get an UGH!"

Deconstructed Street Foods - Pretzel

"I don't have time for breakfast..."

Genetically Modified Sweetcorn

"Let's try it without the fries!"

'He needs to be on a strict diet of genetically engineered low-fat mice.'

"Uh, thanks for fixing 'ants on a log', Grandma, but I think you're s'pose to put raisins in the peanut butter, not real ants!"