Healthy Snack Advocates Pillows

"Well, thanks for the box of raisins, but we can't promise you a very good Trick or Treat rating on Yelp."

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"Is the MSG local?"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

To do before Saturday...

Queen of Quinoa

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Back in 5 minutes!

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Sheltering in place.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Goal!"