Snack Entrepreneur Pillows

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

Chez Nous Menu

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"In da house"

Making healthy eating bearable.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Christmas Canapes

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

"Guac-A-Mole"

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

'Snack Bar's Open.'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."

Authentic Hot Dogs.

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'Working from home I've found the most hazardous machine to be the refrigerator.'

'Cool snack, Tommy! My folks are into health foods too!'

"Every time I go near the refrigerator, my fitness app somehow locks it. I think they're both conspiring against me."