Snack Creator Pillows

"I found out that if you combine a PBJ with a BLT you get an UGH!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Chez Nous Menu

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"In da house"

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

Christmas Canapes

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

Greedy child

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

"Guac-A-Mole"

'Snack Bar's Open.'

'Double cheeseburger, large drink, fries, apple pie, chocolate sundae and an antacid, please.'