Snack Scientist Pillows

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Jewish Geometry

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"In da house"

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

Christmas Canapes

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

'OK, remain calm. Who's missing? Milk? Eggs? Cheese? Where'd they go? How much do they know? And will they talk?'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Robot eats some chips from the chip shop.

Paninis of the Old West

"It's a game changer. . . carrots and hummous batons but we've managed to make them out of sugar."

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

The Fast-Science Strip

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'No, I haven't found the elusive Higgs boson yet.'

'Ever noticed how triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones?'

Paranormal tips: sandwiches with crop circles may lead to marmalade stains on trousers

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'Owing to the very real threat of biscuit-related injuries, the snack of choice for meetings will now be blancmange.'

COVID-19: Portrait In Courage

A mason making a peanut butter sandwich.

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

When I said I wanted to look at your diet,,, I meant a LIST