Professional Snack Reviewer Pillows

Rubberman begins to question his friendshis.

Tartine

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Trail mix?"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

Jewish Geometry

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

"Actually, Burt's weathering the stay-at-home thing pretty well."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Sheltering in place.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

Back in 5 minutes!

"Goal!"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"He's an indoor cat."

How lazy people decide what to eat

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.