Snack Creators Pillows

"Uh, thanks for fixing 'ants on a log', Grandma, but I think you're s'pose to put raisins in the peanut butter, not real ants!"

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Chez Nous Menu

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Little league world series of poker.

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

To do before Saturday...

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Back in 5 minutes!

Sheltering in place.

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.