Snack Creators Prints

"Uh, thanks for fixing 'ants on a log', Grandma, but I think you're s'pose to put raisins in the peanut butter, not real ants!"

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Chez Nous Menu

Little league world series of poker.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Love is when you watch television together.

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

To do before Saturday...

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"Goal!"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Sheltering in place.