Snack Visionary Prints

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

Chez Nous Menu

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Bad for you but to die for

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

To do before Saturday...

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Making healthy eating bearable.

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Budget Munchies

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

A lot of attention gets paid to the Earl of Sandwich, and rightfully so, but let's not forget to show some respect for that neglected Lord of Lunch, the Viscount of Potato Salad.

"Guac-A-Mole"

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

An everything bagel? You call this an everything bagel?