Snack Visionary Prints

Pope-Corn - the Pope cooking his own brand of popcorn

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Chez Nous Menu

Bad for you but to die for

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

To do before Saturday...

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Making healthy eating bearable.

'Jim's blogging his thought for the day. He doesn't have any profound thoughts, he just has one thought per day.'

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

Budget Munchies

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

"Guac-A-Mole"

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

'If I get dizzy, and pass out there's a cherry danish in my lunch box.'