Snack Innovators Prints

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Love is when you watch television together.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Back in 5 minutes!

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Goal!"

Sheltering in place.

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"He's an indoor cat."

How lazy people decide what to eat

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Cinemuck

"We missed the meeting, but there might be a couple of the little muffins left."

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"