Snack Creator Gifts

"I found out that if you combine a PBJ with a BLT you get an UGH!"

Chez Nous Menu

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

'I ran out of sugar, so I used salt.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

"In da house"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

The Burning Bush: How God convinced Moses to Lead His people a.k.a. the origin of s'mores.

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Christmas Canapes

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

Warning: Eating This Food Could Result in a Decrease of Health Benefits

Greedy child

"Guac-A-Mole"

'Snack Bar's Open.'

Woman on diet being chased by temptation.

"I can do this all day, marshmallow. I have a bright life ahead of me. You, on the other hand... I'm not so sure."