Snack Trader Gifts

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

Chez Nous Menu

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Little league world series of poker.

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

Jeff's Smorgasbord

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Making healthy eating bearable.

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"In da house"

Student Food Pyramid

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Do you want fries with that?"

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

Randolph maintains a stiff upper lip while the rest of him just goes to hell.