Snack Trader Gifts

"Wanna swap lunch? My wife packed me birch again..."

Chez Nous Menu

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Little league world series of poker.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

To do before Saturday...

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

Jeff's Smorgasbord

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Sir, I have a question that's lunch-related."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Making healthy eating bearable.

"In da house"

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Student Food Pyramid

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Do you want fries with that?"

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine