Snack Smuggler Gifts

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

"Oh, honey, I love it! A movie theater gift card and a new extra-large purse to sneak in the snacks!"

Little league world series of poker.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Works every time."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Because it's there!'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

Honest Vending Machine