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"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

The School's new healthy lunch initiative, with it's ban on junk food, turned out to be very lucrative for Stewart.

"Oh, honey, I love it! A movie theater gift card and a new extra-large purse to sneak in the snacks!"

Little league world series of poker.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"Works every time."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"You want me to explain how there were two doughnuts in the larder and now there is only one? Easy, it was too dark in there to see the second one."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"You complete me."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Because it's there!'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'