Snack Saboteur T-Shirts

"How's the diet going?"

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'I've decided to help you diet. I had invisible fencing installed around the refrigerator.'

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Fridge with sign - 'Contents may not be suitable for those with weight problems'.

Bad for you but to die for

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

... And by the end of the first quarter of the game, the famous 'Man Cave' was completely deserted.

Student Food Pyramid

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

Budget Munchies

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

"You complete me."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Food Pyramid

College Bowl Games - Sponsors

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.