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"We can never get them both to work at the same time."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Have you ever noticed all the comfort food in a teachers lounge?'

The best little steak house in the city / The best little hot dog cart in the city.

Signs in supermarket - 'gulp', 'guzzle', 'graze'.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"Help yourself to Twiglets."

Many schools are going away with the traditional junk food vending machines.

Exit here if you don't care if you ever get back.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

IT department/Cup of T department.

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I wonder if there are any biscuit left?"

'Because it's there!'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

"Try 'Open Sesame'."

"Wait, I appear to be missing my on board complimentary snacks."

"It might sound silly, but I don't think this job is good for my diet."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Honest Vending

"Tia Carmen, we're hungry. Can you fix us something?"

"Feed a fever, feed a cold...I'm pretty much for feeding any ailment."

"Hi, Mom...I'm home from school! Got any cookies to spare?"

"...and doughnuts?!"

'You remember earlier when kevin said there was nothing to eat.'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

Big Apple Bears

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

"It's half price ... I got hungry on the way over."

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.