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Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Have you ever noticed all the comfort food in a teachers lounge?'

The best little steak house in the city / The best little hot dog cart in the city.

Signs in supermarket - 'gulp', 'guzzle', 'graze'.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

IT department/Cup of T department.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Exit here if you don't care if you ever get back.

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I wonder if there are any biscuit left?"

'Because it's there!'

"Help yourself to Twiglets."

'You remember earlier when kevin said there was nothing to eat.'

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"It's half price ... I got hungry on the way over."

Big Apple Bears

It's an epic fight!! Will Captain Couch Potato reach Lady Beer Bottle and MME. Remote Control in time???

"Wait, I appear to be missing my on board complimentary snacks."

"Try 'Open Sesame'."

"It might sound silly, but I don't think this job is good for my diet."

"Fred, Fred, forget the kitchen! I was scouting the bedroom and stumbled on the lady's chocolate stash in her bedside table!"

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"...and doughnuts?!"

Honest Vending

"Tia Carmen, we're hungry. Can you fix us something?"

"Feed a fever, feed a cold...I'm pretty much for feeding any ailment."

"Hi, Mom...I'm home from school! Got any cookies to spare?"

'What will it be: restaurant or restroom?'