Spooky Snack Seeker T-Shirts

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Open House of Horrors

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"Works every time."

Welcome Ghost.

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Holy Macaroni,

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Student Food Pyramid

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

"You never know what will catch on!"

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."