Dog Snack Seeker T-Shirts

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Pick me!"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"Works every time."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Holy Macaroni,

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"You complete me."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'Because it's there!'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'

"Congratulations! For checking the fridge 30 times in under an hour, you've won something that you actually want to eat!"

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'