Dog Snack Seeker Pillows

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Pick me!"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"Works every time."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

Student Food Pyramid

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

Holy Macaroni,

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"You complete me."

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'Beer? Wassat then?'

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'Because it's there!'

'Then there was the time I walked into this mars bar - I got covered in chocolate!'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'