Snack Seekers Pillows

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'Better make it pork scratchings and lemonade for the pooch-he's not 18 yet!'

Junk food telly.

'These are natural and organic ... two slabs of hog's bacon deep fried in crispy batter and dipped in chocolate.'

"They got kicked off paradise because they couldn't resist a stupid apple?! Ridiculous! I mean, if it was for a double cheeseburger with fries and ice cream..."

Apple Tree Dispenser

Tartine

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Rage.

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"I just want you to know that promotion, this office, and those Luna bars were mine!"

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Honest Vending

Love is when you watch television together.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Lioness Shops for Snacks.

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

How The Sausage Is Eaten

'These hors d'oeuvres are real slop, and I mean that in the best sense.'

Love is when you watch television together.

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'