Quirky Snack Seeker Pillows

Fresh hamsters on a stick.

I'll have today's special please.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

Super Heroes.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"I was going to share my cookies with teddy, but he's on a diet....so I had to eat them all."

"Works every time."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Student Food Pyramid

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

Happy Meals for Grown Ups

Arabic Thief Salad - lashings of whipped cream...

"It's a map to the vending machines."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

"You complete me."

'Because it's there!'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'Boy, am I hungry. Alll I've had to eat today is some homework!'