Spooky Snack Seeker Pillows

Vampire eating a 'Clot Noodle'.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Open House of Horrors

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Welcome Ghost.

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"Works every time."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"Remember that it is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Holy Macaroni,

Student Food Pyramid

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'Mom can I have another apple?'

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"You complete me."

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

"You never know what will catch on!"

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"It's a map to the vending machines."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer