Bizarre Snack Seeker Pillows

Carbonated hot dog water

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"Works every time."

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Holy Macaroni,

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Whoa! One last doughnut left."

Breakfast surreal.

Student Food Pyramid

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

"You complete me."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

'Beer? Wassat then?'

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Because it's there!'

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'