Bizarre Snack Seeker Mugs

Carbonated hot dog water

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Honest Vending

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"You're really not too extreme, huh?"

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

"Works every time."

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

Student Food Pyramid

Holy Macaroni,

Breakfast surreal.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

Give me a child at seven and I will show you the MAN!

"You complete me."

What's not to like? They're cheap, tasty adn don't destroy the Rain Forest.

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."

The Pope getting a Popsicle for Popes from the Freezer

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"It's a map to the vending machines."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"Quit chasing carbs, try a protein bar."

'I've decided to get serious about losing weight. I moved the refrigerator out of my bedroom.'

'Because it's there!'

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

Honest Vending Machine

Oysters in June - delicious!